An invitation-only moonlet orbiting in obscura the Planet Venus in the remote Milky Way Galaxy. It is kept hidden from satellite and radar systems by a Schwarzengeist M-XIIvI Obskuror, made by Shwarzenwerk Systematisch und Gihern Vorhangen, a wholly owned subsidiary of TransUniversal Torture Technologies, LTD.
Phallatus gained infamy when it was chosen to host the bi-monthly Orgasmathon run under the auspices of the Congress of Neo-Bacchic Faiths. Attractive to those disposed to nudity, the surface of Phallatus is covered in a lush carpet of perennially soft, green vegetation that grows to a height limited to four inches, thus making it ideal for repose and conjugal entertainment. In addition, a WeatherMan weather management device assures the atmosphere is such that it can support any number of differing lifeforms, and remains at a year-round average temperature of 80º F, with continual soft sunlit conditions.
Because of the libertine nature of the Orgasmathon, it has become an exceedingly popular event, attracting lifeforms from virtually every corner of the inhabited universe. In turn, this has attracted a storm of criticism aimed at the virtually unregulated hypersexual behavior of participants, as well as the problem of traffic congestion and filth disposal experienced by nearby sectors.
Despite this, members of CNBF have begun assembling large, permanent erections on the surface of Phallatus, in order to facilitate the comfort of pleasure seekers visiting the moonlet. Though construction is ongoing, the Orgasmathon continues to be held unabated.
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