Emanations from the Void - Multiskele Kromatika in the Dark Wood of Bewilderness - $37.50

To (mis)quote Neitzche, "...when you peer into the Void, sometimes the Void peers back."

Now, you can peer into the Void from the safety of your own home.

The Multiskele Kromatika is the physical approximate of the Downward Passage of the Oriental Cardinal, Delirium*.

A favored icon of the Schwarzmond Sect belonging to the group of Void Theists known as Animacl...

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Oh, Smurf - Smurf up this Smurfing Smurf Watch Before it Smurfs away - $46.00

I suppose the Smurfs are cute and all, but the whole smurf-talk thing gets real old, real fast. Also, you can never really tell if they're cursing or slipping in some pretty dirty double-entredre when they smurf-off about stuff.

All that aside, this is one smurfing Smurf watch. It's the one all everyone wants. Except me.

I'll trade it to you for a small amount of U.S. Legal Tender.



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ELVIS LIVES - Set of Three Vintage 1977 Elvis Presley Iron-ons - $18.00

If you don't like Elvis, you're either dead or a communist. And I'd be willing to wager that most communists like The King.

Now, you can proclaim your love for this humble southern boy made good. Really, really, really, really good.

Whether you visit Graceland every year on the anniversary of Elvis' "death", or believe he's chillin' on a far off tropical island with J...

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Classic Ladies Hamilton Watch - Simple, Elegant, Essential - $109.00

Some watchmakers - heck, a lot of watchmakers - try so hard to create classic, well-made watches that they completely over do it.

The market is flooded with watches in bold colors, watches with buttons and knobs sticking out every which way, watches with bezels that turn, lights that blink, speakers, altimeters, depth-gauges, pollution meters, Geiger counters, and on and on and on...

Certainly, there ...

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The Fallen Halo - Perfect for Punks or Perhaps Premieres or Private Parties - $24.00

Let's face it, no matter how hard we strive to be, none of us are saints. Sometimes our halo slips just a little.
Now, you can be sure it doesn't fall too far with this unique necklace.
Made of richly tinted glass beads of various colours and pewter rays, it also has two vintage pre-WWII Czech glass beads flanking the centered, longest ray. Strung on high-strength memory wire with a s...

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The Rubaiyat of A Bachelor - An Art Deco Battle of the Sexes in Verse - $50.00

Helen Rowland parodies the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam in this wonderful little book, The Rubaiyat of a Bachelor.
Written in charming verse, she tickles the reader's funnybone with her tale of the pitfalls, practicalities, and promises inherent to the life of a damsel waiting to tie the knot with her errant man-about-town.
Witty, erudite, and surprisingly fluid, the text makes perfect reading for a...

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Retro Cool - Mens Lord Elgin 1950s Chunky Wristwatch - $205.00

Everyone who knows watches knows Elgin. Back in their heyday, before the name was bought by a - ahem - less consistent watch firm, the Elgin name meant quality, style and durability.

In fact, I own an Elgin Sportsman from the 1950s that I wear virtually all day everyday. It's a 60 year old watch, and it's still going strong.

That's Elgin.

However, I only recently came to know Lord...

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